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"The person who gets the farthest is generally the one who is willing to do and dare. The sure-thing boat never gets far from shore."

-Dale Carnegie

22 dumb facts about men

1. Why does a man have a clear conscience?

Because it's never used.

2. Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for a man then for a

women?

Because when it's time to go back to childhood, he's already

there.

3. If a man and a woman fell off a 10-story building at the same

time,who would reach the ground first?

The woman, the man would get lost.

6. How do men exercise at the beach?

By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a woman in a

bikini.

7. What do you call a man with half a brain?

Gifted.

8. What's the difference between government bonds and men?

Bonds mature.

9. What did God say after creating man?

I can do better.

10. What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?

1. No mind. 2. No business.

11. Only a man would buy a $500 car and put a $4000 stereo in it.

12. A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of

35 think of?

Dating children.

13. What should you give a man who has everything?

A woman to show him how to work it.

14. Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating?

To stop the snoring before it starts.

15. Why don't men have mid-life crises?

They stay stuck in adolescence.

16. How does a man show he's planning for the future?

He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

17. How is being at a singles bar different from going to the

circus?

At the circus the clowns don't talk.

18. What makes men chase women they have no intention of

marrying?

The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention

of driving.

19. What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift?

Exchange him.

20. Why do bachelors like smart women?

Opposites attract.

21. Why are husbands like lawn mowers?

They're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half

the time.

22. What is the thinnest book in the world?

What Men Know About Women

By: Anisha

Isaiah 41:10

So do not fear, for I am with you; do not be dismayed, for I am your God. I will strengthen you and help you; I will uphold you with my righteous right hand.