Showing posts with label facts. Show all posts
Showing posts with label facts. Show all posts

Sunday, July 8, 2012

The most

The most endangered species..............Dedicated leaders
The greatest natural resource......Youth
The greatest "shot in the arm"....................Encouragement
The greatest problem to overcome.....Fear
The most effective sleeping pill...Peace of mind

The most destructive habit..............................Worry
The greatest joy..................Giving
The greatest loss.....Loss of self-respect
The most satisfying work....Helping others
The ugliest personality trait..Selfishness

The most crippling failure disease..Excuses
The most powerful force in life.......Love
The most dangerous pariah.......A gossiper
The most incredible computer.....The brain
The worst thing to be without....Hope

The deadliest weapon...................The tongue
The two most power-filled words..........."I Can"
The greatest asset.........................Faith
The most worthless emotion............Self-pity
The most beautiful attire...............SMILE!

The most prized possession...Integrity
The most powerful channel of communication...............Prayer
The most contagious spirit.......Enthusiasm
The most glorious in the universe.................God.

Tuesday, July 12, 2011

22 dumb facts about men

1. Why does a man have a clear conscience?
Because it's never used.

2. Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for a man then for a
women?
Because when it's time to go back to childhood, he's already
there.

3. If a man and a woman fell off a 10-story building at the same
time,who would reach the ground first?
The woman, the man would get lost.

6. How do men exercise at the beach?
By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a woman in a
bikini.

7. What do you call a man with half a brain?
Gifted.

8. What's the difference between government bonds and men?
Bonds mature.

9. What did God say after creating man?
I can do better.

10. What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
1. No mind. 2. No business.

11. Only a man would buy a $500 car and put a $4000 stereo in it.

12. A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of
35 think of?
Dating children.

13. What should you give a man who has everything?
A woman to show him how to work it.

14. Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
To stop the snoring before it starts.

15. Why don't men have mid-life crises?
They stay stuck in adolescence.

16. How does a man show he's planning for the future?
He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

17. How is being at a singles bar different from going to the
circus?
At the circus the clowns don't talk.

18. What makes men chase women they have no intention of
marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention
of driving.

19. What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift?
Exchange him.

20. Why do bachelors like smart women?
Opposites attract.

21. Why are husbands like lawn mowers?
They're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half
the time.

22. What is the thinnest book in the world?
What Men Know About Women

By: Anisha

Tuesday, April 5, 2011