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"The person who gets the farthest is generally the one who is willing to do and dare. The sure-thing boat never gets far from shore."

-Dale Carnegie

22 dumb facts about men

1. Why does a man have a clear conscience?

Because it's never used.

2. Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for a man then for a

women?

Because when it's time to go back to childhood, he's already

there.

3. If a man and a woman fell off a 10-story building at the same

time,who would reach the ground first?

The woman, the man would get lost.

6. How do men exercise at the beach?

By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a woman in a

bikini.

7. What do you call a man with half a brain?

Gifted.

8. What's the difference between government bonds and men?

Bonds mature.

9. What did God say after creating man?

I can do better.

10. What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?

1. No mind. 2. No business.

11. Only a man would buy a $500 car and put a $4000 stereo in it.

12. A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of

35 think of?

Dating children.

13. What should you give a man who has everything?

A woman to show him how to work it.

14. Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating?

To stop the snoring before it starts.

15. Why don't men have mid-life crises?

They stay stuck in adolescence.

16. How does a man show he's planning for the future?

He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

17. How is being at a singles bar different from going to the

circus?

At the circus the clowns don't talk.

18. What makes men chase women they have no intention of

marrying?

The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention

of driving.

19. What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift?

Exchange him.

20. Why do bachelors like smart women?

Opposites attract.

21. Why are husbands like lawn mowers?

They're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half

the time.

22. What is the thinnest book in the world?

What Men Know About Women

By: Anisha

Isaiah 41:10

So do not fear, for I am with you; do not be dismayed, for I am your God. I will strengthen you and help you; I will uphold you with my righteous right hand.

infatuation manifesto

When every dramatic song you hear seems like is made and written for you;

When you grab every chance going out, even if you’re so worn out and tired;

When you want to achieve a higher tolerance for alcohol, even if you never drink for no reason before (well, that wasn’t me) haha

When you’re surrounded with your most preferred friends but then, you still feel lonely and alone;

When you reminisce on something good, and you hate it so much just for the reason you “remember”;

When you hate being alone, but deep inside that is exactly what you needed;

You know exactly what is happening every time these unreasonable things happens, and you definitely don’t want it for yourself;

You’ll never know where the edge after you’ve gone over it.

On the other hand, you also know when something is GONE but then, any single of the statements above is NOT.

Then you know what you have been into.

Keep Driving

One day a young lady was driving along with her father. They came upon a storm, and the young lady asked her father, "What should I do?"

He said "keep driving". Cars began to pull over to the side, the storm was getting worse.

"What should I do?" the young lady asked.

"Keep driving," her father replied.

On up a few feet, she noticed that eighteen wheelers were also pulling over. She told her dad, "I must pull over, I can barely see ahead. It is terrible, and everyone is pulling over!"

Her father told her, "Don't give up, just keep driving!"

Now the storm was terrible, but she never stopped driving, and soon she could see a little more clearly. After a couple of miles she was again on dry land, and the sun came out.

Her father said, "Now you can pull over and get out."

She said "But why now?".

He said "When you get out, look back at all the people that gave up and are still in the storm, because you never gave up, your storm is now over."


-- Author Unknown