Top 11 guys im sure, you’ve met

I’ve actually finished this list 2weeks ago, but didn’t feel comfortable posting it right ahead. It’s just I thought it’s too over-spilling. Reader may conclude I’m a psycho-stupid-overboard-observant. I am not. I wrote this because of one single reason, bordome. It got me into thinking that guys nowadays are too predictable. I’m just demonstrating on how it usually goes.

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Top 11 guys im sure, you’ve met.

Or maybe will meet. It’s the most common from my own perception. Both boys and girls, I know it won’t take a sweat for you to deeply observe or identify these kinds of guys. I personally find it funny whenever I encounter, do they really think they’re one of a kind? I guess so! haha

1. The Low Self-Esteem

• ·         You’ll be deceived thinking he’s gay. But “maybe” he’s not
• ·         The not-so good looking one
• ·         Very motivated in going to the gym every day. Doing excessive exercise hahaha
• ·         Usually quiet, who’s comfortable only with closest friends
• ·          Always on diet, likely no rice diet
• ·         Definitely no official ex and a present girlfriend
• ·         Bet they adore local female artists
• ·         When someone pretty caught their eye, they will just look at them - until just then.

2. The Pretender (details are underground you may have no idea what I am saying)

• ·         Probably a PUA who demonstrates a higher value than you
• ·         Or maybe has an awareness about playbook who is amazed by its possible REAL results! Hahaha
• ·         They strongly restraint themselves from you and let you provide the first move
• ·         All in all if you can dig deeper, their high self-confidence that you notice before is definitely FAKE. Because seriously, who does this? (check The Low Self-Esteem above) hahaha
• ·         Not real. They’re just not what it seems

3. The Hanger

• ·         The one who is brutally flirting you
• ·         Not wholesome enough to dump you after a serious… hmm.. moment?
• ·         Expect a surprise from him: a sudden no calls and text – it means he doesn’t want any communication anymore.
• ·         He’s break up lines are classy (not good enough huh) for example:

I need some time to know myself better

I’m happy being single with friends. (Haha)

I don’t have the time

I want to focus in *something like studies or work. Or maybe:

• No reason at all. That;
• ·         Leaves you nowhere, oh look! There you are! In the open-air. (Then you’ll ask  yourself, “after all, It’s just like that? Then what was that?!) hahahaha

4. Mr. Friendship

• ·         A stranger, who:
• ·         Ask your name and everything until your cp number
• ·         You started talking and laugh at the same jokes, then;
• ·         You will notice you’ll be very comfortable with him, then;
• ·         While laughing, you will likely notice his smile that gathers attention that will lead to deceptive attraction. haha
• ·         You realized, he is composed of half- friend and half-flirt
• ·         When you accuse him of being such a hanger, he’ll say you just misunderstood

• ·         After all, He really just wanted to be your friend, nothing more that’s all

5. Mr. Universe

• ·         I think I mentioned this kind before in my previous posts
• ·         The easy to get
• ·         They’re the one who actually loves taking care in every girl on your school or maybe on your whole community! Haha
• ·         At least 3 of your friends is his ex
• ·         He’s the-everyone’s ex. The “mainstream” guy
• ·         you can say, the good-looking one and obviously, he decided to fully use it
• ·         Everyone knows him around that environment you belong to, because he has that every power to execute wit and charm
• ·         You realize NOT “wholesome” anymore. So obvious. haha

6. Mr. Chance

• ·         The desperate single guy, who can't take it anymore to be single. hahaha
• ·         Who is so lonely being alone and furious to those who are in a relationship
• ·         He just wanted someone who will truly love him for what he is. (hahaha)
• ·         Trying everyone around the place or in (his phonebook) if he will had the chance
• ·         If he already notice it won’t make a chance for you, he will move to the next one, who’s;
• ·         Actually your friend, and then;
• ·         To the next one;
• ·         The friend of your friend, maybe your classmate, if not again then;
• ·         I’m sure, anyone you also knew! until he finds one. HAHAHA

7. The Player

• ·         He likes you, it’s undeniable. But he’s pride is more of-sorta-priority
• ·         He will make sure you’re totally into him before anything serious gets on the way
• ·         He will NEVER take the risk FIRST
• ·         If you’re not the first one who will call or text, then he won’t
• ·         He’s afraid of “falling in love” and is not willing to take the pain. Haha may ganon pa eh! 

8. The Double-Timer

• ·         so active in making you fall
• ·         will send flowers, chocolates etc. just to make you believe he’s sweet
• ·         very classy in every way. Even in the way he talks
• ·         He will insist to fetch you everyday
• ·         But then: “ What??! There were two of us?!”Receiving the things mentioned above - In the same day! hahaha

9. The Patch on the Wall

• ·         He just broke up with his long-time girlfriend
• ·         He’s lonely, definitely.
• ·         Usually seen with friends, boys-talking while drinking beer
• ·         Either traumatized or maybe, “will get closer to you”. Haha (alam na!)
• ·         If it doesn’t work on you, then he’ll try the next most likely one

10. The assuming

• ·         By the title itself, I know no further details. hahaha
• ·         Demanding
• ·         Will fetch you every day with no reason like there’s no point at all!
• ·         Always asks  with who, when, where are you
• ·         Always texting reminding you to eat breakfast, lunch and….. dinner! HAHAHA
• ·         Gets mad when you’ve done something he dislike
• ·         Jealous for your another “potential” haha
• ·         Purposely hold hands on public (likes P.D.A – Gahhd!! I personally hate it) 

11. Mr. Deception

• ·         At first look, you thought he’s the hanger
• ·         But then, let’s just say, he’s just born to be misunderstood, because;
• ·         He doesn’t have a firm decision
• ·         He’s actions are inconsistent
• ·         His reply to your questions aren’t enough
• ·         He probably loves to send mixed signals (Pffft!)